Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Broken noses aside, a proud week for Duke Sports

The Onion

Report: Almost Nobody Raped During Duke's First Lacrosse Match

DURHAM, NC—The Duke Blue Devils lacrosse team celebrated a triumphant return to the field last Saturday, defeating the Dartmouth Big Green...

Well thank god for this, huh? I don't think the Dookies could survive another scandal, what with beating up Psycho T, losing to anyone and everyone else from the state of Carolina and then whining about it non-stop...


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