Monday, August 07, 2006

Broken Heat Wave...

Thank god. Your corresponsdents were all at the Jersey Shore this weekend, looking to vainly escape this:

still, it was hot as hell in Jersey for two days as well, so we engaged in some important activities, namely:

a few catchphrases from the weekend:

"There are too many motherfucking flies on this motherfucking beach!"
"Focus on the wedding, eyes on the prize"
"Oh, I'm just applying aloe."
"Thanks for dinner, I gotta go skate before it gets dark."

UPDATE: also forgotten:

"Just give me a second to change." (credit, Dr. Pepe)
"Hi, Kettle? This is Pot. You are black."

anyone remember any others?

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Hey, I got a great idea!

Let's go to the Beach. Anyone?

no good reason

but for those of us complaining about the local air quality...check out this image stolen mercilessly from the front page of the Washington Post:
Ah do believe that's a paddlin! I can name that city in two notes, Bob, how's about you? A free beverage of my choosing for the first correct response...