Thursday, May 25, 2006

The World's Snappiest Comebacks

As one who thinks of witty repartee just a few seconds too late, and then sometimes is afraid to use the ones I anticipate, I can respect this. I still regret one from Tuesday night, absolutely perfect response, a half second too late. ahh well. In homage to Senator Lloyd Bentsen, best known for his "You're no Jack Kennedy" line... the Post lists a couple of other great ones... a sampling...

Woman: If I was your wife, I would poison your coffee.
Winston Churchill: if I was your husband I would drink it.

ahh, the lost art of repartee- if you had but one line to say to someone, one line to seal everything up in a nice package. it's like hitting a walk off homer, or putting the golden goal in the back of the net- you win, and walk away leaving the respondant gasping for words like a goldfish on the kitchen floor. Course, it never works that way, you feel bad, or don't pull the trigger, or only come up with them when the stakes aren't at their highest. but that one time, the one line that will be remembered, by everyone lucky enough to hear it, that's simply brilliant.

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